Doing My Part to Promote the Art Teacher Stereotype. . .

I bought these shoes:

I figured that if I was going to be on my feet for 8 hours a day, I would need to get myself some cork-soled shoes. I also bought clogs. I haven't started making things out of hemp yet. So I think I am still in my right mind. (Technically)

But, I also got these:

They're so shiny!!! I wanted to be able to still call myself an interior designer (and have people believe me).