Sunday, December 21, 2014


AJ and I are watching t.v. We just got a new sound bar and I make the following comment.
Me: The t.v. sounds weird when there is a commercial.
AJ gets up and starts looking at the t.v.,the sound bar, and rewinding the t.v. so he can hear all the commercials.
Me: What are you doing?
AJ: trying to fix the t.v.
Me: Why?
AJ: You sounded like you wanted it fixed.
Me: (Starts laughing hysterically.)
AJ: Why are you laughing?
Me: Congratulations. You are officially a man.

Saturday, December 13, 2014


You would think that after being married for almost 20 years we would be able to communicate who was doing what. 

Oh well, at least we are on the same page, if not at the same store. 

Business Plan

Instead of paying Charlie and me to make your gingerbread house for you, we would like you to pay us NOT to. That way, everyone wins. 


Tuesday, December 2, 2014

The Secret Life of Teachers

Student during math review: Are you trying to trick us?
Me: Of course. I stay up all night thinking about ways to trick you. (And then I did a diabolical laugh)
Student: Is that why you need so much coffee?