Saturday, May 30, 2015


I had the stylist wash Charlie's hair when he got it cut today. He was a little nervous. 

Charlie to the stylist : If I die, tell my girlfriend I love her. 

Monday, May 25, 2015

Equal Opportunity To Get Eaten By a Bear

Last night we were at a party in the middle of the woods. The boys and I were waiting for Shawn to say goodbye, and Charlie wanted to go back up to the house.

Me ( COMPLETELY kidding) Who is going to protect me if you leave me here in the woods?
Charlie: Mom, you are a girl. You can take care of yourself.

At least I am raising a feminist.

Thursday, May 21, 2015

Deep Thoughts

"Teenagers- They are experts in circular logic about insignificant things." 

- H. Diedtrich 
(After a 10 minute argument with AJ about a chicken wing.)

I may get t-shirts made.

Saturday, May 16, 2015

Saturday, May 9, 2015