A Riddle: What can you catch with a dog catcher's noose, a net and a tranquilizer gun?
Answer: The ginormous big, fat, hairy, tarantula-looking spider that was in my garage this morning. The thing was as big as my fist. It was silhouetted against the open garage door. When a spider has a silhouette, I'm out.
I of course screamed like a girl and ran out the other door.
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