Saturday, August 15, 2009

WANTED: GRAHM CRACKER BANDIT


Description of Suspect:

Hair: Brown
Eyes: Blue
Height: 2' 0"
Weight: About the same as a bag of cat litter
Last seen wearing red and blue sleeveless shirt decorated
with stars. Do not be fooled. This suspect is not, in any way, a member of law enforcement. Suspect is wearing a size 4 diaper. Pampers model. Possibly full.

Known Aliases: Charlie, Charlie Barley, Baby Brother






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