Ladies Man

Me: Charlie, you just can't invite yourself over for a sleepover. The moms have to talk. 

Charlie: Let me talk to her, I'm good with moms. 

The First Rule About Book Club

is to not talk about bookclub. Especially if you are an idiot. 

This the book I have been reading. 

This the book I'm suppose to be reading:

Fog!

Another Tooth Down

He Says It Like It Is

We are driving out of a parking lot when we hit a ginormous pothole that almost swallowed the car. 

Shawn: What the hell was that? 

Charlie: A dramatic exit. 

A Man With A Plan

Charlie: When I get married, I am going to get married at Chuck E. Cheese, or I am not getting married.