Feeling Old

We were going over a story in class where some kids climb on a chair and a phone book to reach the cookie jar. We are drawing pictures about what we read. 

It was going great until a student asked what a phone book was. 

"This would be easier if I was bald"

Ladies Man

Me: Charlie, you just can't invite yourself over for a sleepover. The moms have to talk. 

Charlie: Let me talk to her, I'm good with moms. 

The First Rule About Book Club

is to not talk about bookclub. Especially if you are an idiot. 

This the book I have been reading. 

This the book I'm suppose to be reading:

Fog!

Another Tooth Down