Me: Great! I can't wait!
2 minutes later. . .
Charlie: Can you open the bread for me?
2 minutes after that. . .
Charlie: Can you open the turkey?
2 minutes after that . . .
Charlie: Can you open the cheese?
The suspense is killing me.
Shawn and Charlie walk in the house with smoothies.
Me: You didn't get me a smoothie? Don't you love me?
Charlie : We loved you yesterday.
In case it was unclear, my birthday is OVER.
My foot and AJ's shoe. Check out the distance between my toes and his sneaker. I swear he grows an inch a week.