I love having a kid with a sense of humor. 

AJ: We is on ours way home. 

Me: Stop at grammar town. 

AJ : Why you say that homes

Me: And pull up your pants

AJ: No homes they show my SWAAAG

JK, but yeah we are on our way home 

Me: Ok. Was laser tag fun?

AJ: Yeah i will talk about when we get home, battery about to die

Me : I didn't hear you. Can you repeat that?