Speaking of Epic Battles

This is our neighborhood woodpecker. This yellow bird and his mate are in his territory. The woodpecker was not happy about it. The conversation went something like this:

WP: Dude! You are in my neighborhood !
YB: So? You want to make something out of it?
WP: Don't make me come over there.
YB's Mate:( rolling eyes) Boys, there are enough trees for everyone.

And then she remembered we were in AZ, and she just let them fight it out.